It’s almost time for the NASCAR All-Star Race from Bristol Motor Speedway! That means 22 otherwise-ineligible drivers are counting on you — yes, you — to vote them into the big show through the All-Star Fan Vote.

Sure, you may already have your reasons for making your selection, but if not, our handy generator will create a reason for you. Simply press the button below, and our computer will generate a (fictional, probably) reason why a driver is a super-cool guy and deserves your vote.

Don’t forget to catch the NASCAR All-Star Race Wednesday at 7:00 p.m. ET on FS1 and the FOX Sports App.