@nascarcasm: Scenes from Black Friday as NASCAR GIFs
By @nascarcasm | Tuesday, November 24, 2020
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Several things happened this year in NASCAR that could easily be something that also happened on Black Friday. A few examples ...
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You swear you're not going to bother with the stores this year. Then you find unused Kohl's Cash in your purse.
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Rolling up to Walmart at 4 a.m. thinking you'll beat the crowd ... and the line of traffic leads out to the damn street.
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When after a violent multi-car battle for the parking spot near the front of the store, you surrender ...
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... but you didn't realize the second nearest parking spot was in an entirely separate zip code.
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The extreme couponer holding up the line because he is certain the Black Friday markdown combined with his loyalty-member discount and shoppers' points means this bagel toaster should cost $18.66, and he would LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.
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When you see the very last Nintendo Switch on the shelf.
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The guy who cuts in front of you in line for the register and expects you to be OK with it. YEAH, NO.
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When you normally obey the laws of traffic but there are 1,000 of you and only a handful of Keurig coffee makers and accessories at Target currently 30% off.
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You and another dad spot the final plush Baby Yoda on the shelf at the same time. You lock eyes, aware of what awaits. You extract your weapon, salute your enemy, and the battle begins right there in the toy aisle.
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When the local news does live reports form the store and asks children what toy they hope Santa Claus brings them.
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When you don't expect the store to be all that hectic inside but you also can never be too careful.
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That one schmuck who is holding up the line for the fitting rooms.
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Explaining to store security that you didn't realize you couldn't pepper spray other shoppers going after the same item as you, and now that you know, it will never happen again.
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When you should be getting a toy for your kid but you hear there's a really awesome fistfight happening over in sporting goods.
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Your friend who knows it's better to avoid the stores altogether and just does all his shopping online on Cyber Monday.